Me: Oh god, is that 3OH!3 looks like now?

Andy: I don’t want to see it.

Andy: (checks phone) I have $35 in Starbucks gift cards?

Me: Wow, I didn’t know I was marrying into money.

Andy: I think my views have changed.

Me: Since when?

Andy: Since just now.

Me: You know it’s business time when the—

Me and Andy: (in unison) Imagine Dragons comes on.

Andy: (walks into room) I heard slander about our modern-day Shakespeare, Young Thug.

Andy: Do you think you’ll be in the mood after your upper endoscopy?

Andy: Have you met Ed’s friend?

Yvonne: They all look the same except for Gurjant.

Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?

Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.