Me: They’re calling him the Diddler.
Becca: Isn’t that the name of an actual villain?
Andy: That’s the Riddler.
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Me: You never want to lose an arm because of the TTC.
Andy: When do I want to lose an arm?
Keith: When do the sponsor deals start?
Andy: Will take a while, first you get paid in exposure.
Keith: I love being exposed.
Andy: Oh Becca, do you want to come with us?
Becca: Um, my head’s too itchy.
Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
Keith: Eh, it’s fine. We’re not doing anything tomorrow.
In-Hye: We’re going to a wedding.
Andy: We’re going climbing, bro.
Andy: Whoa, you got some muscles, bro.
Gurjant: Those… are bones.
Me: Oh god, is that 3OH!3 looks like now?
Andy: I don’t want to see it.
Andy: (checks phone) I have $35 in Starbucks gift cards?
Me: Wow, I didn’t know I was marrying into money.
Andy: I think my views have changed.
Me: Since when?
Andy: Since just now.
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