(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
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Andy: Why isn’t the plural of mouse not mouses and the plural of houses not hice?
Andy: You call it a rolling stop, I call it confidence.
Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
Me: Are you looking for sugar? There’s a container on the table.
Andy: (stares)
Becca: The only container on the table.
Andy: I thought of names.
Me: I thought of names too!
Andy: Well, they’re more like concepts.
Me: Uh oh.
Andy: I’m happy we’re here.
Me: In my room?
Andy: Metaphysically.
Andy: I don’t know what I’m doing.
Me: It’s okay, neither do our world leaders.
Andy: Haha! That’s not okay.
Me: I feel kinda ugly right now.
Andy: Why? Because of your fart?
Me: Oh…. I didn’t even think of that……
Andy: You want a lamborghini?
Me: No.
Andy: …you better work, bitch.
