Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
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Andy: But uh, yeah, at least you’re not doing TikTok dances so things aren’t as bad as it could be.
(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
Andy: Why isn’t the plural of mouse not mouses and the plural of houses not hice?
Andy: You call it a rolling stop, I call it confidence.
Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
Me: Are you looking for sugar? There’s a container on the table.
Andy: (stares)
Becca: The only container on the table.
Andy: I thought of names.
Me: I thought of names too!
Andy: Well, they’re more like concepts.
Me: Uh oh.
Andy: I’m happy we’re here.
Me: In my room?
Andy: Metaphysically.
Andy: I don’t know what I’m doing.
Me: It’s okay, neither do our world leaders.
Andy: Haha! That’s not okay.
