Andy: The garbage chute light was red.
Me: And you didn’t try it?
Fab: Now that’s a man that knows consent!
Tag Archives: Andy
Andy: What do you think of the gouda?
Scott: It’s good-a.
Dan: So Rocky is one of the A$APs?
Andy: Correct, correct.
Dan: Ooooh.
Andy: I want some PITBULL energy, I want to DALE.
Alvin: Heavy metal?
Andy: There’s a time and place.
Jon: Which is never and nowhere.
Andy: So I’m not into basketball but I’m very into shit talk and there’s a lot of shit talk going on right now.
Me: By the way, if I order a cake, another cake—
Andy: “If,” good one.
Andy: Scandinavian prisons are so nice.
Me: Are you speaking from experience?
Andy: If it wasn’t as loud somehow it’d probably be one of my favourite places.
Me: WHAT?
Andy: IF IT WASN’T AS LOUD SOMEHOW
Andy: IT’D PROBABLY BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PLACES
Me: YEAH, I LOVE THIS PLACE TOO!
Me: I was thinking of getting a sewing machine.
Andy: Ooh, what do you want to use it for?
Me: Sewing.
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