Me: I feel kinda ugly right now.
Andy: Why? Because of your fart?
Me: Oh…. I didn’t even think of that……
Tag Archives: Andy
Andy: You want a lamborghini?
Me: No.
Andy: …you better work, bitch.
Andy: The answer’s probably no, but have you seen arrival?
Me: No.
Andy: The garbage chute light was red.
Me: And you didn’t try it?
Fab: Now that’s a man that knows consent!
Andy: What do you think of the gouda?
Scott: It’s good-a.
Dan: So Rocky is one of the A$APs?
Andy: Correct, correct.
Dan: Ooooh.
Andy: I want some PITBULL energy, I want to DALE.
Alvin: Heavy metal?
Andy: There’s a time and place.
Jon: Which is never and nowhere.
Andy: So I’m not into basketball but I’m very into shit talk and there’s a lot of shit talk going on right now.
Me: By the way, if I order a cake, another cake—
Andy: “If,” good one.
