Andy: Are you telling me you can’t just go onto a subway and pass the fuck out?

Me: Neither sandwich shop nor transit system, no.

Andy: The girl friend dynamic is nothing to be fucked with. What a dangerous game.

Me: What did you do?

Andy: NOTHING.

Andy: I am but an observer.

Me: …

Andy: I’VE SEEN SOME SHIT. Y’all wilin’ sometimes.

Andy: Is it windy? I have to go outside soon.

Me: It’s the the popular R&B artist that I regard with great disdain due to his history of domestic abuse.

Me: I.e. it’s Breezy.

Me: Apparently it’s bad luck if you cheers with water.

Andy: I don’t give a fuck.

Andy: They do weird things.

Me: Like orgy weird?

Andy: One of the girls has a jar of her own tears.

Andy: I’m like, a 6? Where 12 is blackout?

Me: Oh, so like 50% there.

Andy: I don’t think it’s linear.

Me: Ohhh……….

Andy: You ever like a comment on YouTube by accident then unlike it’cause you don’t want anyone to know you were part of that weird-ass ecosystem?

Me: So apparently it’s Pisces season and Mercury’s in retrograde.

Andy: What do I do with this information?

Andy: Sometimes meltdowns are cathartic! But I guess it’s a gamble on rising from the ashes or, you know, spiraling, no biggie.

Me: I’m looking at all-inclusive resorts in Mexico.