Fab: One time, this guy I know took out his girlfriend’s diva cup.
Becca: That’s a next level relationship.
Andy: What’s a diva cup?
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(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Andy: That’s poop.
Me: And I ain’t talkin’ fecal matter.
Andy: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I was making some open-ended commentary for your interpretation.
Andy: Don’t make me work like that.
Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
Andy: But uh, yeah, at least you’re not doing TikTok dances so things aren’t as bad as it could be.
(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
Andy: Why isn’t the plural of mouse not mouses and the plural of houses not hice?
Andy: You call it a rolling stop, I call it confidence.
Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
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