Jason Y: Eh, you can wipe your tears away with dollar bills.
Sanila: Commuting during the morning in Toronto really changes you as a person.
Mojan: Sometimes, I just wait for a lull in the conversation and mumble, “Steve thinks I’m fat” sadly. No one laughs but the looks of horror are funny to me.
Iris: If you want one, you can just ask.
Me: He’s a strong independent woman, Iris, leave him alone.
Kevin: YEAH
Ava: Aidan, what was your wish?
Aidan: I wish for my school to burn down.
Negin: That’s a horrible wish.
Aidan: NO! Mom! Here’s the good thing about my wish, it benefits everybody.
Amy: She old, she cold. #same
(At karaoke)
Voice: HAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaa
Me: Who did that?
Rudder: Probably Peter.
Me: He doesn’t have the mic, though.
Rudder: Probably still Peter.
Me: My ass is on fire. I am in so much pain.
Sanila: Oh but your ass IS fire.
Sinyi: I have these Milano cookies that are super expired but still good.
Jason Y: Sinyi, I have to say, “super expired” and “still good” are two vastly different things.
Amanda: I’m good with children. I worked at a daycare for three years.
Donna: Good, you’ll be great with CEOs.
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