Sinyi: All we have to do is not die.
Kelly: One time at the grocery store I worked at, some guy came up to me and asked, “where’s hoo-mus?”. And so I said, “you mean the hummus?” and he said, “no, the hoo-mus.” And so yeah, of course I am the one in the wrong in this situation! Let me direct you to the HOO-MUS, sir!
Iris: Damn, I thought it was coming back.
Me: It’s okay, some things in life you just have to let go–
Iris: NO I WANT IT NO
Me: …and I believe in karma.
Beata: I hear she’s a bitch!!
Andy: They were meant to be together, they both keep walking into things.
Fabienne: But aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Person: No….. I’m diabetic…
(Making broccoli)
Me: Do you eat the stems?
Sinyi: Yeah.
Me: Okay, good.
Sinyi: What kind of a rich savage do you think I am?
Jenn: I always think it’s a blessing that people that are no good leave us. You don’t need that in your life.
(on Peppa Pig)
Andrew: I personally watched that show and thought that pig looked delicious.
Daryl: What do you feel like? Sushi? Pho?
Me: Hurt.
My Friends Say Things 