Me: You alright?
Kristina: Nope, but we’ll see.
Me: I hope no one’s allergic to nuts in this class.
Lauren: They should just die now and save us the trouble.
Sinyi: Jason, do you want this? It’s my favourite drink right now. (pulls bottle out of fridge)
Jason Y: What is that? I’m scared.
Conrath: In 15 years, you’ll remember what I said about bringing your kids grocery shopping.
Emily: 15 years… my uterus will be dried up by then.
(sees me Googling Mordecai Richler)
Philip: You’ve never read any of his books?
Me: …………I’m an immigrant!
Philip: No you’re not, bitch, shut up. Listen to your “accent”.
Kristina: It won’t let me log out. I mean, I understand not letting me log in. But like, you should WANT me out.
Kristina: I’m going to throw this computer into the trash can.
Kristina: Now it won’t let me log in.
Kristina: I’m going to pop off.
Gib: I’m gonna be Aladdin this year. Jamie’s gonna be a carpet and I’m gonna ride him all night.
(Three months after Ivy started working)
Kevin: SO, did you ever get that job?
Philip: That boy is a bottom if I ever did see one.
Will: Yesterday, I just cut my own hair. Yeah I just grabbed a pair of scissors and cut it off.
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