Fatima: Dreaming of ice cream but nobody will get it for me, smh what good is my family?
Dustin: Legit, all SF food is making all other food into burritos.
Me: Why are they screaming?
Jorielle: I think they’re singing..
Mojan: I have a joke and the punch line is coleslaw but I forgot.
Sinyi: Okay, I know you and you know me. And I know you because I just said that.
Sanila: Serendipitous in downtown Toronto in 2017 is usually a sketch thing.
Colin: Yeah, I don’t know how girls pee in public. Especially porta-potties. That’s some magical shit. I’m like, Jesus Christ, how do you do that?
Daryl: Message me if you need back up.
Daryl: I’ll run up on her.
Daryl: Drive by.
Daryl: Hood shit.
Daryl: Uzis.
Daryl: No AKs.
Daryl: But glocks.
Me: Love you too.
(Heatwave in California)
Me: Omg, can you get a hotel in a different state? I need you to be alive.
Ava: Idk, it’s Trump’s America. Either way, I’m fucked.
Sanila: This broth is super salty.
Both: (in unison) Like us.
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