Kelly M: I texted Hannah and I was like, “omg, I think I’m dying.” And then she was like, “omg, this works perfectly because I was gonna have breakfast and I don’t have turkey bacon, so now I can use your’s!”
Becca: I would be so pissed too if I was there.
Becca: Oh wait, I was there.
Herman: My girlfriend’s name is Tiffany.
Will: You’re totally HER-MAN.
Norman: I have visitors over but I really don’t wanna say hi and I really really need to poo.
Sinyi: It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fine.
Sinyi: When you need to say it that many times, it’s not fine.
Isaac: I don’t know if I told you or not, but in, like, grade five, I was using my dad’s razor but had nothing to shave. So I shaved my eyebrows instead LMAO.
Me: Peter, one to three ratio.
Sanila: Girl, that’s BOOK ONE, VERSE THREE.
Quyen: (to me) Wanna come? There’s an extra ticket and you look like a Kevin.
Dustin: I feel like I matured, not because of the growth of my character, but because the fact I just ate two cinnamon rolls alone in public without giving two fucks.
Lauren: It’s like, “come to Florida to chill on my yacht!” I don’t like Florida, I don’t care about your yacht.
My Friends Say Things 