Ava: That’s exactly what my dad says. He says people that share everything about their lives on Facebook aren’t stable.
Me: January 2019 move-in, I’m assuming?
Andy: My lease starts in eight days. LOL.
Me: LOL.
Andy: It’s fine.
Andy: It’ll be fine.
Andy: It’s fine.
Daryl: Sometimes, I forget Kubi is a boy. Like, in my mind, he is an omnipotent, all-knowing entity that transcends physical existence.
Becca: That’s a real issue though. Hard-boiled eggs make me choke.
Me: Oh yeah, the Dow was down.
Fabienne: “Dow” is more than halfway to “down”, why is everyone surprised?
Dustin: Waterloo has taught me two things: 1. the fear of dying and 2. how to pack my life into a sedan.
Ying: Is he a new friend? Also, is he rich?
Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
Me: I’ve never heard “drop that ass on the floor” sung so melodically.
Andy: Romance has never been more alive.
Jenny: So, like, horoscopes have replaced organized religion.
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