Andy: It’s everyday, bro.
Andy: I regret saying that already.
Kristina: The only good thing about Chris Brown is that his life is a continual mess.
Jenny: Call it garlic bread. Or, moist croutons.
Sanila: Buzzfeed is so annoying sometimes. Like, give me the quizzes and just go.
Kevin L: Guys in this bathroom don’t know how to take a dump or piss in a toilet bowl. It’s like they just stand there and be like, “OHHHH, wherever it goes, IT GOES!!”
Dustin: You know, people make fun of Floyd Mayweather for not being able to read, but if I could make a few million dollars, I’d give up literacy too.
Ivy: Ottawa winters kill EVERYTHING. Including spirits.
Me: You’ll be so proud of me. I successfully parked backing in and didn’t have to adjust a million times.
Timmy: And the Nobel prize goes to…
Norman: Ya boi made it as an automated chat bot on the company website.
Wendy: Will not lie. Debated moving to Europe for better bag pricing. Then realized it’s pretty expensive there in general. And also, no T&T. Or dumpling restaurant variety. Can’t satisfy all sides of our desires.
