Will: He was like, “Did you know a lot of girls in the world want a stay-at-home husband?” And I’m like, “Which world do you live in?”
Andy T: Today, while walking I saw someone’s weave was on the ground at Spadina and Bloor. Then there was this old dude who was 60+ struggling to smoke outside in the cold while listening to Destiny’s Child’s Survivor on his phone full blast.
Sinyi: Direction is more important than velocity.
Andy T: I just need a bottle of wine and release my inner hoe this weekend since it’s been way too long.
Lauren: Tell him to put up or shut up.
Livie: I just want to decapitate you and put you on my body.
Kristina: Can we…like.. talk about for a second, how I’m on the clearance section of electronics at Walmart and there are rubber bands listed? It is literally the tenth item.
Kelly M: SO like, hilarious story about wheelchairs….
Marguerite: Oh god.
David: You need to come now. Alvin never begs. He’s a top.
Timmy: How can a man be a manslut? Oh wait, I get it now.
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