Becca: If Terroni was your last meal, I would say you wasted your life.
Me: Do you want a bag for that giant chocolate bar instead of your pocket?
Fab: Eh it’s fine, people will know I’m having a good time.
Andy: Why is Luigi Mangione so handsome? Just me?
Scott: Who’s the other famous Bob?
Becca: Bob the Builder?
Fab: Is that Princess Diana?
Yi: No, that’s a black woman.
Andy: We do have an overlapping guest name.
Me: WHAT! Who?
Andy: Mom.
Me: I thought we were past that era of tattoos.
Jess: His body, his choice.
Becca: Oh, it’s in [New] Jersey.
Dustin: Oh, ew.
Val: Well, you didn’t throw up ON me, you threw up and I was in your way.
Me: Does Chris have any friends that are single, smart, and not ugly?
Deshi: The last part made things impossible.
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