Dustin: Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.
Becca: Maybe it’s weaponized incompetence.
Dustin: He’s so stupid it went back to malice.
Sinyi: It’s like that parenting meme: you don’t want to sleep like a baby, you want to sleep like a dad.
Don: You forgot your ring light but not Gong?
Becca: Didn’t it happen in the summer?
Me: NINE eleven.
Andy: He didn’t even stay dead. So did he really die for our sins?
Me: He got a refund.
Andy: He got a chargeback.
(Shaggy playing over the speakers)
Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.
Me: Is it as freak nasty as they say?
Ava: It’s freak nasty, for sure.
Val: Ignorance is bliss, but unfortunately bliss is not in my cards.
Me: Are you okay?
Scott: My age, it’s so much.
Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.
Fab: We were on a golf course.
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