Don: I saw Troye Sivan on Raya but he didnt swipe on me!! Racism!!!
Jenn: When I ran into the bear in Squamish, I noted which friends were wearing flip flops. I wore running shoes.
Dustin: Is he quiet quitting?
Andy: Seems pretty loud to me.
Kaili: Davenport? NO! No! No! I guess that’s right.
Fab: And they’re like, what’s an All-American Reject?
Ryan: To be fair, when you’re bald, there’s only so many avenues you can go down.
Andy: You know how much Hakka takeout one child costs?
Charlie: In a good way, they don’t care about anything. But in a bad way, they don’t care about anything.
Kaili: Oh man, that wind is doing that man’s hair dirty up top.
Man: (turns around and stares at us)
Kaili: …I forgot the windows were down.
Becca: How good could a smoothie be?
Don: It’s so good! Hailey put her whole Hail-ussy in it.
My Friends Say Things 