Lina: I brought a boiled egg.
Teresa: That’s it?
Lina: A piece of chicken, I have.
Me: That was a very Yoda way of saying it.
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Jenn: Everyone who knows Seattle downtown knows to stay the f*ck away from that particular McDonald’s. We’ve always called it McStabby’s.
Val: (points at stain)
Stan: I’m a dirty, dirty man.
Me: Everyone wants to do hot pot in this weather.
Cris: I am everyone.
Emily: My plan is if too many people clinking glasses for us to kiss, I wanna go too far and hardcore make out so no one wants to clink anymore.
Andy: Is it windy? I have to go outside soon.
Me: It’s the the popular R&B artist that I regard with great disdain due to his history of domestic abuse.
Me: I.e. it’s Breezy.
Sinyi: Sean doesn’t make sense.
Sean: I don’t need to.
Me: Apparently it’s bad luck if you cheers with water.
Andy: I don’t give a fuck.
Me: Leave her alone, she can do whatever she wants!
Me: (turns to Jenny) I don’t know what you’re doing, but I support you.
Jenny: I don’t know what I’m doing either.
Dustin: I’m glad you don’t have real herpes.
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