Andy: The girl friend dynamic is nothing to be fucked with. What a dangerous game.
Me: What did you do?
Andy: NOTHING.
Andy: I am but an observer.
Me: …
Andy: I’VE SEEN SOME SHIT. Y’all wilin’ sometimes.
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Mike: Just kidding, I love you. (gives me middle finger)
Quyen: Watching boomers do video calls is so precious.
Don: So my friend has a fashion brand and it’s called Legends League.
Don: And I asked him if it was based off League of Legends and he asked me to leave.
Dilsher: I can read street signs.
Me: So you’re literate, you’ll be fine.
Sanila: He also ran out of money on his presto, so he has to walk.
(On video call during quarantine)
Me: Oh yeah, I’ve just been dissociating a lot.
Fabienne: Even over video chat?
Me:
Fabienne: …come back…
(Peeling shrimp to make dumplings)
Me: If this is a group project, we’re getting an A.
Jiwoo: We can pass with a C, you know.
Fabienne: Why is it so hard to finish books? Like literally, right now, the book I’m reading is on why it’s so hard to finish books.
Me: And then he was like, “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.”
Ivy: You should be like, “GOOD, GET USED TO IT.”
Me: You should go play Mario Kart and make some friends.
Ray: There are no friends in Mario Kart. Only competition.
