Dilsher: I can read street signs.
Me: So you’re literate, you’ll be fine.
Sanila: He also ran out of money on his presto, so he has to walk.
Author Archives: Irisa
(On video call during quarantine)
Me: Oh yeah, I’ve just been dissociating a lot.
Fabienne: Even over video chat?
Me:
Fabienne: …come back…
(Peeling shrimp to make dumplings)
Me: If this is a group project, we’re getting an A.
Jiwoo: We can pass with a C, you know.
Fabienne: Why is it so hard to finish books? Like literally, right now, the book I’m reading is on why it’s so hard to finish books.
Me: And then he was like, “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.”
Ivy: You should be like, “GOOD, GET USED TO IT.”
Me: You should go play Mario Kart and make some friends.
Ray: There are no friends in Mario Kart. Only competition.
Sean: Have a bite, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Sinyi: Have a bite, it’s worth the diarrhea, Irisa.
Fabienne: Hmm, I don’t know. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I also don’t want to give them anything.
Sophia: You are not anal at all, you just have a good standard.
Lina: So I’m far-sighted.
Me: Yes.
Lina: And you’re near-sighted.
Me: Yes.
Lina: So between the two of us, we can see things!
