Teresa: (walks in hurriedly)
Me: Oh man, anything I can help with?
Teresa: (exhales) Make men have babies instead.
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Lina: I brought a boiled egg.
Teresa: That’s it?
Lina: A piece of chicken, I have.
Me: That was a very Yoda way of saying it.
(On the Super Bowl)
Teresa: I think J. Lo is performing with Shakira.
Lina: Shakira? Like the Hips Don’t Lie?
Teresa: (checks phone) Yeah, it’s Shakira.
Lina: What great lyrics. (chuckles) Her hips don’t lie. They don’t!
