Daryl: When the office has deactivated your pass amidst COVID-19, but you need to water your desk plant and now you’re scared it’s going to die. RIP Bulba.
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Don: That’s a really big commitment. You’re a really good friend. I would never do that.
Ray: Anything and anywhere you want.
Ray: Except Harlem. That’s too damn far.
Teresa: (walks in hurriedly)
Me: Oh man, anything I can help with?
Teresa: (exhales) Make men have babies instead.
Dilsher: If you barf, I’m dropping you like a hot potato.
Sanila: Shut the fuck up.
Don: I’m a four, it’s out of eight so I’m halfway there.
Me: Living on a prayer!
Don: LIVING ON A PRAYER.
Salon Assistant: (washing my hair and discussing life) …if we perish, we perish.
Me: Dayum… the words of a 21-year-old.
Fabienne: Silicon Valley is too much. Everyone is smart and on a hoverboard.
Ray: They also got a new cat, which they made me follow on Instagram. His or her name is Snow Pea.
Me: WHO ARE WE? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
Ava: We are just animals trying to survive. Man, we are more simple than we think.
