Me: How is she?
Justin: Lol she’s not liking this at all. Thought she would like WFH. But turns out she just hates working.
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Dustin: Alcohol helps you survive hypothermia?? Is this a bad and potentially dangerous takeaway??
Me: (smiles)
Don: Jason’s hairstylist is nice.
Jason: I know, I know.
Don: IT’S ME.
Melinda: It was so budget! There was only hand soap in the bathroom, I was like, where’s the lotion??
Cris: I tried applying Velour lashes on my own.
Me: OOH, THEY LOOK SO GOOD! How do you feel?
Cris: They feel like sun visors for my eyes.
Ray: Have you considered pursuing art?
Me: Oh man, imagine if I could actually make a living and take care of my family by pursuing art.
Ray: All you have to do is cut off your ear.
Ava: (scrolling Instagram) Good for you, girl. You be free, you go do you, but you still be fucking annoying.
Me: I didn’t know you had a desk plant. That’s adorable and endearing. Good for you. Not bad for a kid whose dream job was once warlord.
Daryl: Hey. That’s still my dream job.
(Alarm goes off)
Rui: Oh, fuck off.
Val: We gotta talk about something we can’t talk about in front of her.
Me: (gasps) What???
Val: …her.
