Me: Was he insecure about it?
Candice: Well, he should be.
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Mom: This isn’t just a pandemic. This is a revolution. Everything we know is changing.
Fabienne: (shows me pics on Tinder)
Me: OHHH, okay! She cuuuute.
Random Dude: (entering elevator as we exit) Yeah?
Us: Yeaaahhhhh!
Don: They were like, “MEH DONNY I’M UGLY, FIX ME!” I’m over here like, “I ain’t Jesus. You are unfixable. Drink more water.”
Dustin: Year 3004 high school history classes be like, “And in 2016, former super-power USA elected an internet troll as their president.”
Candice: I still have this note he wrote on my phone:
“Anthony Wong is super sexy. When people call him ugly, they are actually using an acronym. UGLY: Ultra Good Looking, Yo!”
Becca: No opinion is as honest as an Asian parent’s.
Me: (misting plant in the sun) Wow, you’re getting so much love today! Just kidding, you get this much love every day!!
Christine: …wow.
Jenn: He’s taking up gardening. Wants to grow spearmint for mojitos. Because mojitos remind him of cruises. It all goes back to cruises.
Andrew: Yo, you gotta send us those photos!
Rachel: Are you going to give us a cut though? We want a percentage.
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