Me: I think one of my greatest downfalls is my colleagues thinking I’m smarter than I actually am.
Timmy: Omg me too.
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Dustin: Omg, my phone autocorrects Lebron to Lebronto. Where did it even learn that?
Gurjant: SPEAKING of hot trash,
Scott: Why did you just snap and point at me?
Me: Are you afraid of flying?
Val: No. As an immigrant, I cannot afford such fears.
Me: Do you want me to cyber bully him for you?
Fab: No, he already has one.
Me: Oh, how was the dinner?
Deshi: They were all rich. So it was like, “hahaha, golf, hahaha!”
Ivy: Just so you know, Kubi is well taken care of. Sitting like a king. And I’m the throne.
Fab: I’m on Chinese manufacturing live TikTok again.
Deshi: Anyway, I asked him if he would be okay with waking up at 4 am on some days.
Me: Do you want your relationship, yes or no?
Andy: What do you think of the gouda?
Scott: It’s good-a.
