Me: I wish you could come with us, but I guess some would call that codependency.
Becca: Isn’t this your honeymoon?
Me: Yeah.
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Dilsher: Have you guys seen Ginny and Georgia?
Andy: Is it good?
Dilsher: No.
Becca: I think everyone’s closed for labour day weekend.
Sanila: It’s not labour day yet! Keep labouring!
Andrea: (looks at someone’s new haircut) He looks like a lollipop that dropped on the ground.
Sean: One time, I was at a lobster buffet and after five lobsters, I was like, I think I ate too much butter.
Me: Mission Impossible? How is he still alive? These missions are impossible.
Becca: I’m starting to think they might be possible.
Andy: Do you listen to something when you run?
Cass: Yeah, I’m not a psychopath.
Becca: This is like how you accidentally became Buddhist.
Me: How do you stay so high energy all the time?
Hairstylist: Girl, I’m dead on the inside.
Moses: So yeah, Dyster went and—
Gurjant: Yeah, yeah, Dyster.
Me: You know Dyster?
Gurjant: No.
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