Scott: And now you’re here, just fartin’ up a storm.
Author Archives: Irisa
Becca: He plays wordle now and posts it to Facebook, but it’s always like six tries. I’m like, is this normal or are you stupid?
Me: Oh wow, our order is very seafood themed.
Jess: More like CAN’T seafood because I can’t see my food ’cause it still isn’t here yet.
Me: I love how this lego tiger has eyebrows.
Becca and Callie: (in unison) It has a butthole.
Me: I love how that’s the one thing you guys say to me in unison as a response, without missing a beat.
Becca and Callie: (once again in unison) It’s a pink flower.
Me: I feel kinda ugly right now.
Andy: Why? Because of your fart?
Me: Oh…. I didn’t even think of that……
Dustin: Okay, true or false, filibusters are the original twitch streams.
Me: Okay, true or false, Irisa knows what a filibuster is.
Me: What’s your skincare routine?
Gurjant: It’s just mostly beard.
Callie: Time to retire… but only for the night.
Kent: Glad to have you back in the metaverse. Am I doing this right, Sangeethai?
Sangeethai: No. You’re not.
Kent: Jeez, this is ageism.
Dustin: Oh, I got a youtube recommendation!
Me: Oh, should we put it on now?
Dustin: No, it’s not worth watching.
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