(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
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Fab: So I accidentally went to a strip club.
Me: Did you like it?
Fab: It was good! It was cute.
Andy: Why isn’t the plural of mouse not mouses and the plural of houses not hice?
Me: So how did they meet?
Sinyi: So he posted in an accounting subreddit…
Dustin: It came up on my Instagram Explore and I didn’t understand it and then I was like, ohhh it’s meth.
Me: Mmm, I see.
Ivy: No, you don’t. You don’t have your glasses! Heeheehee!
Anviksha: At this point, you’re having a monologue because I missed everything you just said.
Becker: Do you want a fork?
Me: Oh no it’s okay, I can use my fingies.
Becker: …have a fork.
Barista: (hands coffees over counter) So, I’m incredibly stupid and new here so I switched up the sizes.
Me: Oh my god, don’t call yourself stupid, you’re just new!
Barista: Oh it’s like a self-deprecating comedic thing I do, it’s, like, my personality.
Sinyi: Damn, I have not heard about this secret tea ceremony.
Me: It’s a secret!
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