Jon: Wait, wait, let me finish my story. It gets better. But not for me.
Author Archives: Irisa
Andy: Gurjant likes to tout that the Lakers average less than two eyebrows per person.
Yasmin: I don’t know why I know this, I don’t love One Direction anymore.
Me: It’s okay, I still do.
Yasmin: Okay then, I still do too.
Me: I cleaned someone’s barf.
Andy: Yeah.
Me: It was both liquid and solid.
Andy: I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
Yasmin: She was like, you’re a bitch, and I was like, all I did was sing O Canada.
Doorsa: What is Ava’s biggest fear?
Sara: Rejection.
Anasheh: Moth.
Me: I got randomly selected.
Sanila: Me too.
Me: Andy too.
Sanila: I don’t know if this is random anymore.
Me: Guys, why are we fighting for a game we don’t believe in?
Chichi: Irisa, why are you like this?
Kendall: You and your Nova Scotian bullshit!!
Winnie: Oh wait, can I start first? I’m an immigrant.
