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Andy: You’re an alcoholic?
Keith: Sometimes.
Andy: I don’t think that’s what it means.
Scott: Stay away! Stop licking your lips!
Me: It’s like Murdle.
Becca: Wow, they just be adding “-le” to words and making it a game.
Fab: Povertle. The next late stage capitalism game.
Gurjant: It tastes like sad. Also I ate egg.
In-Hye: Ben Affleck.
Gurjant: What?
Andy: I don’t wanna be pregnant.
Becca: I don’t think it’s really a choice for you.
In-Hye: I noticed on the Dominican Republic entry thing, there was the option to choose concubine for marital status.
Me: So what do they do?
Dustin: I don’t even know!
Me: But you worked there!
Deshi: We have this Discord group called #ratecist.
Me: Is it about racism?
Deshi: No, we just rate things.
Scott: What if I become a facist China pusher?
Andy: I don’t think your Mandarin is good enough.
Scott: I just have to be an operative and listening to the english.
Qiqi: I don’t think your english is good enough either.
My Friends Say Things 