Josh: One time, I came to work hungover. Threw up outside. Walked in, had a meeting with the client, went to the washroom and threw up. #consultingthings
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Dustin: I still have a mattress but it’s more like a thinly sliced piece of bread.
Brad: I don’t want to live through another world war!!
Me: You haven’t lived through ANY world wars.
Becca: I need a full-body umbrella.
Me: You mean a raincoat?
Richard: Yay! I’m garbage!
Timmy: Don’t let that IG girl tell you what to wear.
Michelle: I don’t actually like these glasses, they’re looped-in weird… I don’t know, I just picked them because I wanted to get out of there.
Sinyi: It’s cool that Apple’s emojis got all inclusive.
Ava: I got a full body pat down for wearing a feminist shirt. This was when Obama was pres too. Imagine Trump. Jesus.
Daryl: Why are you guys in a washroom, eating macarons and water bottles? This looks like a hostage situation. Don’t develop Stockholm Syndrome.
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