Brad: Creeping transcends space and time, my dear. It is the fourth dimension.
Author Archives: Irisa
Hani: You know what Air Canada’s motto is? “We’re not happy until YOU’RE not happy.”
(on being a grandma)
Callie: I want to be the type that just pretends she’s stupid and old all the time, so I can do whatever I want and people will just give me a pass.
Me: Am I ugly?
Amanda: Irisa, you are not ugly. Trust me. I know this sounds bad, but I don’t have ugly friends.
(Note: this was from years and years ago, from when Amanda and I were in high school. Today, she just announced her engagement and I couldn’t be happier for her and Andrew. Congratulations, my dear!!)
Kristina: I don’t want to say I’m a joy to this office……… but I am.
Calvin: It’s a blow job from a dude. The guy’s blow drying your hair.
Timmy: What do you do on your days off other than snuggle with your cat?
Calvin: If we blended you up, you could probably all fit inside of that pot.
Ying: She was so small… but so much evil resided within her tiny little body.
Sinyi: Slow is good sometimes, though. Sometimes, jumping into things gets you tangled in something that isn’t right.
