Author Archives: Irisa

Sinyi: Want some nasty bok choy?

(On why he walks slowly)

Francis: My friend says if you’re making wind with your body, you’re moving too fast.

Dustin: Legit, the thing I miss the most from SF are the burritos. It made me change my opinion on illegal immigration.

Michelle: Girls, GIRLS. If you can’t fit it in, don’t put it in.

Kyle: We should have just continued our game! We were SO FAR!!

Paul: We were only on level 2.

Norman: Material goods can’t hurt your feelings.

Me: My Uber just told me I smell good.

Timmy: Awks. 1 star him. Or 5 star if you’re into that kinda thing.

Becca: Box braids. But she’s Chinese. It’s like a white guy with dreads.

Ivy: Obstacles are all part of the journey. I assure you that this is only the beginning for you.

Daryl: Yo man, why Pidgeotto? Charmander at least.