Sinyi: Slow is good sometimes, though. Sometimes, jumping into things gets you tangled in something that isn’t right.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Daryl: Warlord.
Sinyi: CINDY?
Me: CINDY?
Sinyi: CINDY!!
Me: CINDY!!
Cindy: (closes door)
John: I’ll look for that body butter. Can you eat body butter? I saw it on Scrubs once and didn’t know if that was true.
Callie: He got himself banned at the mall he works at.
Me: Oh, be careful, it’s really pouring out.
Kristina: It’s okay. You’ll be fine, you’re not made of sugar.
Dustin: Coffee is no longer the stimulant, it is the maintenance.
Me: And here is the cat I named Ricky!
Ricky: He looks nothing like me!
Me: Okay, he’s a cat.
Me: Bye, Richard!
Ava: Bye, Richard!
Ava: I thought his name was Jeffrey.
Ava: It’s too basic and it’s gonna go out of style. My mom buys a million off-the-shoulder tops and I’m like “Mom, these are gonna go out of style like ponchos.”
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