Richard: Tinder doesn’t let you put your age past 60.
Me: How do you know?
Richard: (frantic) I don’t know!!
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Richard: Aww that poor boy! You broke his heart! He just wants to find love in this cruel world~~~~~~
Richard: Is he nice? Is he sweet? Does he got a booty that just don’t quit? Tell me, gurl!
Richard: I’m just a super awkward small person in a tall person’s body.
Richard: Yay! I’m garbage!
