Brad: Creeping transcends space and time, my dear. It is the fourth dimension.

Brad: I don’t want to live through another world war!!

Me: You haven’t lived through ANY world wars.

Me: Cats can’t taste sweet.

Brad: Maybe that’s why I don’t like kumquats.

Me: You’re not a cat.

Me: Do guys notice if my mascara’s clumpy?

Brad: What’s mascara?