Ivy: If you have any questions, just ask me. I will not know the answer.
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Norman: My dad gets very upset when I take photos or videos of him. He can’t blame me, that’s what he gets for listening and enjoying Sean Paul.
Calvin: Organization is key in research and murderous ploys.
Calvin: I’d be more inclined to reach out to the cat gods before any of whatever human religious belief systems are existing.
Ivy: Your abs look like a 14 year-old boy’s.
Sanila: You look like a sexy robot with a midriff.
Me: Are you okay?
Ava: Not really, but nothing crying in the car can’t fix lol.
Norman: In my first year math class, we talked about how some infinite sets of numbers are larger than other infinite sets of numbers. Blew my mind.
Crystal: I always think that people who shave their heads get really cold. So exposed… do they need sunscreen?
Becca: …wait, what? Is that supposed to be an innuendo, Ricky?
Ricky: Loll (sic) it’s a reference to the patriarchy. And symbolic representation of man and woman.
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