Andy: He didn’t even stay dead. So did he really die for our sins?
Me: He got a refund.
Andy: He got a chargeback.
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(Shaggy playing over the speakers)
Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.
Me: Is it as freak nasty as they say?
Ava: It’s freak nasty, for sure.
Val: Ignorance is bliss, but unfortunately bliss is not in my cards.
Me: Are you okay?
Scott: My age, it’s so much.
Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.
Fab: We were on a golf course.
Andy: Wait, he’s in the ocean right now? How is he still sending me memes?
Sinyi: I think about how you can’t be brave without being scared.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh (snaps).
Jenn: Everyone’s gangsta until they touch a wet spot in the cave.
Me: “He has Risen.” So he rose from the dead. So he’s a zombie.
Becca: Yes.
