Poonam: Yep. It’s ride or die. Currently, I’m on the die part.
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Me: Do you want hand cream?
Andy: Uh, it’s okay. I’ll be holding a hot dog soon.
Me: Whoa, Drunkard Noodle!
Fab: That sounds like a slur.
Kaili: She pulled the capricorn card!
Me: Jesus was a capricorn!
Kaili: I thought he was a carpenter!
Josh: We got this. We have no choice.
Gurjant: There’s no way she threw that up. It’s so intact.
Jess: She no chew!
Me: There’s this thing at work I want to finish—
Andy: Did someone say Moo Deng?
Me: No???
Fab: People say there are no dumb questions but they haven’t met Ronnie*.
*Name has been changed to protect the innocent.
Becca: Heavy is the head that wears the critical thinking crown.
Andy: Oh my god babe, why are you naked?
Me: I’m literally fully clothed.
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