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Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
Me: I’ve never heard “drop that ass on the floor” sung so melodically.
Andy: Romance has never been more alive.
Jenny: So, like, horoscopes have replaced organized religion.
Kelly M: I texted Hannah and I was like, “omg, I think I’m dying.” And then she was like, “omg, this works perfectly because I was gonna have breakfast and I don’t have turkey bacon, so now I can use your’s!”
Becca: I would be so pissed too if I was there.
Becca: Oh wait, I was there.
Herman: My girlfriend’s name is Tiffany.
Will: You’re totally HER-MAN.
Norman: I have visitors over but I really don’t wanna say hi and I really really need to poo.
Sinyi: It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fine.
Sinyi: When you need to say it that many times, it’s not fine.
Isaac: I don’t know if I told you or not, but in, like, grade five, I was using my dad’s razor but had nothing to shave. So I shaved my eyebrows instead LMAO.
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