Sanila: Buzzfeed is so annoying sometimes. Like, give me the quizzes and just go.
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Kevin L: Guys in this bathroom don’t know how to take a dump or piss in a toilet bowl. It’s like they just stand there and be like, “OHHHH, wherever it goes, IT GOES!!”
Dustin: You know, people make fun of Floyd Mayweather for not being able to read, but if I could make a few million dollars, I’d give up literacy too.
Ivy: Ottawa winters kill EVERYTHING. Including spirits.
Me: You’ll be so proud of me. I successfully parked backing in and didn’t have to adjust a million times.
Timmy: And the Nobel prize goes to…
Norman: Ya boi made it as an automated chat bot on the company website.
Wendy: Will not lie. Debated moving to Europe for better bag pricing. Then realized it’s pretty expensive there in general. And also, no T&T. Or dumpling restaurant variety. Can’t satisfy all sides of our desires.
Sinyi: You know what I’m talking about? You know which episode I’m referring to?
Sinyi: (leans in and whispers) ALL OF THEM.
Sanila: Why are people eating Tide pods? Is that just natural selection?
Me: They’re engaged!
Fabienne: Ohhh….. ewwwwwwwwww…
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