Kristina: There is no need to run. Like, why is she running? Is there a fire? Even if there was, leave me here to die.
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Andrew: Michelle Obama’s my best friend.
Emily: I don’t believe you.
Andrew: Why?
Emily: ‘Cause you’re a lying bitch.
Me: Whatever happened to Madonna?
Becca: She’s old.
Sinyi: How could you do that to yourself? How could anyone live like that?
Me: What, not have Snapchat?
Fabienne: So I wrote back, “I am a lesbian. Rainbow emoji.”.
Me: Will he understand that?
Fabienne: That’s why I added the rainbow emoji.
Flora: You just need him to understand “your Uber is here”, ya know? I just need that bare minimum of intelligence.
Andy: It’s everyday, bro.
Andy: I regret saying that already.
Kristina: The only good thing about Chris Brown is that his life is a continual mess.
Jenny: Call it garlic bread. Or, moist croutons.
Sanila: Buzzfeed is so annoying sometimes. Like, give me the quizzes and just go.
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