Kristina: Once you turn 26, your life is over.
Author Archives: Irisa
Linda: Wednesdays are family swim at my pool. This means screaming children and suspiciously warm water in the shallow end.
Dustin: It’s times like this where I wish I didn’t give up my future in basketball to pursue dreams of coding.
Sanila: Your makeup looks too cute to cry right now.
Wendy: I have mini meltdowns all the time. I have to wonder if it’s PMS and it usually isn’t.
Me: Yeah, so many people are getting engaged!
Amanda: Yeah, I know and I’m like, “what’s wrong with you?”
Rui: Yeah, we’re just here doing like a sketchy Kijiji deal and it’s supposed to look like I’m monitoring things and umm… Hmm… Oh okay. So nobody’s pulled out a knife yet so we. Are. Oh. Kay.
Ethan: You’ll like Gouryella.
Me: Like Coachella but gory?
Ethan: ……………………………………………………………………………………no.
Kristina: OW!
Me: Hmmm?
Kristina: Oh nothing, just old age.
Me: (sings)
Me: You know what song I was singing?
Dad: That was singing?
