Fabienne: At first I was scared because I was like, “oh no, white man, no do that!!” but then I was like, “ohhh, white man do good”.
Author Archives: Irisa
Sanila: Why are you gyrating?
Kelly: You can’t fix loss.
Amanda: Fuck, I forgot about the smelly nerds.
Ethan: This is oddly sweet.
Me: It’s a sweet potato..
Andy T: I’m anti-vegan. Vegans shouldn’t be eating d*** or c*** because it’s meat.
Mom: And don’t leave any money lying around.
Me: Mom, I don’t have any money.
Mom: That’s why I texted you last night. I was worried that the wind storm blew you away.
Becca: He’s like a persistent pimple that you think has gone away but keeps coming back in different locations.
Anviksha: Please don’t be troubled by these clowns.
