Author Archives: Irisa

Andy: We do have an overlapping guest name.

Me: WHAT! Who?

Andy: Mom.

Me: I thought we were past that era of tattoos.

Jess: His body, his choice.

Becca: Oh, it’s in [New] Jersey.

Dustin: Oh, ew.

Val: Well, you didn’t throw up ON me, you threw up and I was in your way.

Me: Does Chris have any friends that are single, smart, and not ugly?

Deshi: The last part made things impossible.

Dustin: Ok, just me or have you also seen reels on IG promoting Afghanistan tourism?

Me: There’s a ten-hour loop of Voldemort laughing on Youtube.

Becca: I know, you posted it on my wall years ago.

Me: I love eggs!

Janice: Aren’t you lactose-intolerant?

Andy: This might be a yes, but have you—

Ed: Yes.

Qiqi: And my boss’ exact words were, “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a crap about this.”