Dustin: The only reason somebody would commit to him is to fast track becoming a Tibetan monk. I literally cannot derive another cause.
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Daryl: Shut up.
Me: You shut up.
Daryl: Shut up.
Me: You shut up.
Fabienne: Yeah, like check yourself.
Me: Before you wreck yourself.
Fabienne: Yeah. Or I’ll wreck you.
(Sees inflatable hot dog strapped against a wire fence)
Becca: What religion is this?
Jenn: It means something when on your commute, you realize you don’t hate going to work.
Andy T: No, the small intestines are the ones with the coil-y shit and the large intestines at the ones that are like woop-woop-woop.
Lil Stevie: Whatever, he’s NOT hot.
Jess: Yo, in Prague, a bird shat on me so big, I thought someone threw a rotten tomato at me.
Dustin: When I’m in the dumps and get really tired, I just tell myself this will make the autobiography a better read.
Dustin: So you’re just writing the good parts of the book right now, don’t even stress.
(window watching neighbour in building across the street make her bed)
Me: That’s a large bedroom.
Sanila: That’s a large bed.
Sanila: She looks like she’s struggling.
Me: Aren’t we all.
My Friends Say Things 