Erin: I have this one friend with a nudist, hippie mom that would always say that everyone in the world took all their problems and put them in the middle, we would all take our own back.
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Me: Never have I ever…… owned a mortgage.
Person at party: In THIS economy? (sobs)
Sabrina: Well anyway, back to work.
Kaili: NOOOOO!!! (starts rolling around on the floor)
Sabrina: She’s doing it again.
Chris: Are there any good donut spots in Richmond Hill?
Me: No, we can go to Tim Hortons?
Chris: NO I’D RATHER DIE
Sabrina: I mean, it’s REGINA! He has to drive to Bumfuck Nowhere 1 to Bumfuck Nowhere 2, I don’t know. I’ve never been to Saskatoon.
Mojan: (shows me a photo of a man)
Me: (looks up and frowns)
Mojan: Come ON! He’s AT LEAST a 7!
Sinyi: Being happy is so much better than not being happy!
Yung $ammi: So I’m looking up fun facts and this one’s like, “my grandma’s a goth.” Like what? Who cares?
Timmy: And he was messaging EVERYONE.
Lil Stevie: What if I did that, Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah but I know you’re crazy.
(Independent Women playing on speakers)
Rui: This would be your anthem.
Me: It IS!!
Rui: I’m more of a “Cater 2 U” kinda girl.
My Friends Say Things 