Jenn: Yeah, just play the dumb card. Then they’re usually like, “oh she’s just book-smart,” and I’m like jokes, I’m not book-smart either.
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Fabienne: You dodged a bullet.
Fabienne: You dodged a truck.
Fabienne: A bullet truck.
Fabienne: A bullet train.
Jeff: Well, any murderer in the city is gonna be close to you with THAT attitude!
Quyen: The only way out is through, girl.
Mojan: He was the WORST professor! He was like 105 and during our 30% presentation, he fell asleep. We took a picture of him while we were presenting.
(tasting red wines)
Me: Mine is medium-bodied and fruity.
Timmy: Mine is very oaky.
Me: I don’t know what that means.
Timmy: Me neither.
Beata: Let’s get everyone drunk and see what happens.
Me: I’m high-key freaking out.
Kaili: Well, we don’t low-key anything so..
Kevin: Well, he’s too preoccupied learning how to use Outlook. So in a way, we’re okay. But in a way, we’re not okay. Because he’s our manager.
Kaili: You just look like you have something suspicious up your sleeve.
Me: No, that’s just my face.
