Author Archives: Irisa

Don: You forgot your ring light but not Gong?

Becca: Didn’t it happen in the summer?

Me: NINE eleven.

Andy: He didn’t even stay dead. So did he really die for our sins?

Me: He got a refund.

Andy: He got a chargeback.

(Shaggy playing over the speakers)

Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.

Me: Is it as freak nasty as they say?

Ava: It’s freak nasty, for sure.

Val: Ignorance is bliss, but unfortunately bliss is not in my cards.

Me: Are you okay?

Scott: My age, it’s so much.

Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.

Fab: We were on a golf course.

Andy: Wait, he’s in the ocean right now? How is he still sending me memes?

Sinyi: I think about how you can’t be brave without being scared.

Everyone else: Ohhhhhh (snaps).