Becca: Everything will be okay. I have a good feeling about this.
Author Archives: Irisa
Dustin: When a manager offers to buy eight rounds of shots on a Wednesday… say no to that shit.
Ashley: Dude. You need to chill.
Ally: No. Every guy should know, as soon as they hit send, it’s not private anymore.
Jenn: I trimmed her butt hairs.
DJ: We went to Rock & Croc. Rocking Croc? Crocodile Rock.
Me: Ah, Croc Rock.
DJ: That place is full of predators.
Ava: It’s December. Ho ho HOE.
Ivy: You smell like the bus. Welcome home.
Me: What are fire ants? Are they born from fire?
Jenn: I don’t know but no matter how you slice it, in any context, fire ants cannot be a good thing.
Sanila: Remember, he would snort coke off the pimple on your ass.
