Ivy: You smell like the bus. Welcome home.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: What are fire ants? Are they born from fire?
Jenn: I don’t know but no matter how you slice it, in any context, fire ants cannot be a good thing.
Sanila: Remember, he would snort coke off the pimple on your ass.
Rui: Would you trust a baguette from a convenience store? I would fight with it because it’s stale.
Livie: He looks like Chase Crawford to me. Like… Chase Crawford and that guy that died in the race car movie.
Ava: I’m gonna pretend I don’t know anything because most of the time, I don’t.
Ryan: (giggles) I’m so funny.
Becca: But also… why are you listening to Sandstorm?
Me: Shut up.
Me: (starts dancing)
Cris: Okay, that’s embarrassing.
Cris: Stop, clients are going to walk by.
Cris: Go, just go.
Fabienne: I fixed it like the lesbian I am.
