Rui: Would you trust a baguette from a convenience store? I would fight with it because it’s stale.
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Livie: He looks like Chase Crawford to me. Like… Chase Crawford and that guy that died in the race car movie.
Ava: I’m gonna pretend I don’t know anything because most of the time, I don’t.
Ryan: (giggles) I’m so funny.
Becca: But also… why are you listening to Sandstorm?
Me: Shut up.
Me: (starts dancing)
Cris: Okay, that’s embarrassing.
Cris: Stop, clients are going to walk by.
Cris: Go, just go.
Fabienne: I fixed it like the lesbian I am.
Lilly: Most of our fantasies involving winning the lottery and not having to back to work… Getting sick and not having to go back to work… Or getting seriously injured and getting worker’s comp and not having to go back to work.
Me: So do you guys like your job?
Shirley: Love it.
Dustin: Omg what happened with that anyway?
Me: I threatened him with law enforcement and he stopped.
Dustin: On one hand, wow white man really responded appropriately to legal action threat.
Dustin: On the other hand, wow that bar is just so so low.
Dustin: I can’t believe I’m even impressed by this.
Me: Now for me it’s like, are you crazy? No? Okay, let’s go on a date.
Lilly: Ah, yes. Life has a way of beating you down like that.
