Hilary: Guys, I ate romaine. So I’m just saying goodbye now.
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Dustin: Hmm, I don’t know if I can give you the correct answer.
Dustin: I trust that you’ll arrive there on your own because you know what you want.
Dustin: I think the best advice is, don’t be afraid to go for things because of past experiences or circumstances. They’re not the template for our futures.
Calvin: I hate Asian time. We showed up half an hour late and we’re still the first ones here.
Becca: Everything will be okay. I have a good feeling about this.
Dustin: When a manager offers to buy eight rounds of shots on a Wednesday… say no to that shit.
Ashley: Dude. You need to chill.
Ally: No. Every guy should know, as soon as they hit send, it’s not private anymore.
Jenn: I trimmed her butt hairs.
DJ: We went to Rock & Croc. Rocking Croc? Crocodile Rock.
Me: Ah, Croc Rock.
DJ: That place is full of predators.
Ava: It’s December. Ho ho HOE.
