Ryan: I can’t even tell that’s a police car.

Me: It says police on it.

Ryan: (giggles) I’m so funny.

Me: Oh, so like action movies?

Ryan: Uh, no, thrillers.

Me: Oh, so like horror movies?

Ryan: Uh, no, thrillers.

Ryan: My mom is very impressed with my rapping.

Ryan: Actually, I do know a Wendy. Wendy Wu.

Me: She was the homecoming warrior. That was on Family Channel.